Rooster Teeth nail designs
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
take my tablet away
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
Great, now I need something more militar e_e
I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;
Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”
"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes
"Fanny" means vagina, not butt
No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”
Pies are full of meat
This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties
These are thongs
These are biscuits
Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES
Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;
you people are a circus
I was searching Google Image and I HAVE FOUND THIS AND THEN I FOUND OUT THIS IS ACTUALLY PUN BECAUSE “MARCO POLO” AND “JEAN JEANS”.
Noooooo this is fuckin me up
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
i can always sit and watch the way the rain hits the waters surface
i could watch this forever
i can hear it in my head. lovely.
repeat after me, folks: there’s a difference between liking villainous characters and being obsessed with the idea that they’re somehow better people than they actually are.